Health Scare

By Baynard Woods

As debate on Trumpcare raged on in the House, U.S. Rep. Mark Pocan (D-Wisconsin) spoke outside the U.S. Capitol at a small Progressive Caucus press conference, comparing the bill to a Trojan horse sneaking disastrous measures to the American public.

“And of course these days we know Trojans are something a little different, and they’re only used when you’re gonna get, well, pretty much what this bill does to America,” Pocan said.

Twenty-four hours later, it was U.S. House Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Janesville) who was being fucked as he stood in front of the press to announce that Obamacare is “the law of the land” and that, after seven long years of complaining, the Republicans would move on from health care after working to pass a bill for less than 70 days.

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